I have arisen long enough to acknowledge you mortals on your holiday of Christmas. Those of us that rot, acknowledge and honor Master Zombie Jesus - a Jewish Rabbi that somehow got infected and turned a couple thousand years ago. All zombies that stick around for awhile become exceedingly wise. Jesus was no different. He said many things that were/are most acceptable and radical for the time period he was in. Some of it was remembered and passed along by those that were able to get close enough to him, without getting bitten. Eventually, some of it was written down and is still vibrant today. Jesus had no idea a religion would eventually be erected, featuring him as the centerpiece. That being said, mortals would be wise to practice much of what he said and ignore the religion part. The religion part often divides people and causes problems. That is, except for those adorable Morman boys that ride around on their bikes. I let them talk to me, just so I can get close enough to look into their pretty eyes, smell their clean-living, freshly-showered-flesh and imagine what their semen tastes like. In any event, here is a gift to those of you following Jesus on this humble day of mortal unity and giving. Enjoy...and goodnight. https://youtube/watch?v=1IAhDGYlpqY
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 14:57:19 +0000
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