I have at least 2 friends whose husbands have decided they would like to be single. Here are a few humble suggestions for appropriate actions - just before you move out. - Sell his motorcycle, boat, and golf clubs .... to his girlfriends ex-boyfriend. Dont be greedy though. Give him the whole dollar. - Paint his car pink. - Log into his email and regurgitate everything he has ever shared with you about his crappy boss. Communication is very important. Let his boss know exactly how he feels. Dont forget to sign his name. - Put a rainbow sticker on his license plate or other out of the way spot on his now-pink car. - Go visit a Jehovahs Witness church and fill out the visitor information card requesting frequent visits. And MOST important ......... - Replace his Viagra with estrogen.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 01:32:34 +0000
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