I just found a pencil, yesterday when I couldnt find a pencil I really needed a pencil. I wanted to draw something for my niece but didnt want to use pen because if I made a mistake I could not correct it. I found the pencil in a box, when I first looked at the box I wondered what was inside it, the box wasnt marked it would of been handy if the box was labeled. Due to my inquisitive yet cautious nature at first I ran through all the possibilitys of what could be in the box Had Kevin Spacey Killed my wife and put her head in her box? No... Im not married Did the box contain the remains of one eyed willys treasure? No... Im not a goonie Maybe inside the box was a smaller box and inside that box was a smaller box, with that box containing yet another smaller box? How many boxes can you fit in a box? Could a fox or an ox fit in that box? A baby fox maybe. An ox... NO, definitely not. Is the box a dimensional portal to another word, like a mini narnia. narnia had a talking lion. What would I talk about with a talking lion? Lion:Hey Me:woah a talking lion,Hey Lion what you up 2 Me not much just got sucked in to a box, ended up here Lion Nice. Me Sooooooo? Lion Sooooooo? Me not gonna eat me are you? Lion nah mate had two beavers for breakfast Me were they angry Lion angry? Me yeah like the ones on the TV, on the cartoon? Lion whats a TV? Me nevermind Lion I wont Me ok then Lion Im off now gotta find my way home Me are you lost Lion yes Me me too, but Im going go back threw this portal thingy now, hope you get home safe, nice speaking to you Lion you too, good day I opened the box, inside was some old batteries, a pair of broken earphones, some loose change. Not much change but maybe enough for a Chomp when I go out later and a pencil I took the pencil out and tried to make a mark on a piece of paper, it didnt make a scribble. I need a pencil sharpener. If I find a pencil sharpener I will sharpen the pencil. Ive seen a rubber somewhere in my house so I know if I make a mistake its easily rectified. But this all depends on if I find a pencil sharpener. I could use a Stanley Blade to slice the pencil but then I would need a Stanley knife. Did Stanley invent the blade or the knife? Im guessing the blade because thier was that guy called mack who frank sinatra sung about. I dont think its the same mack that mark Morrison sang about but Im sure the first mack was alive before Stanley so maybe he invented the knife and Stanley just improved on the safety aspect of it with retractable blade. Just flicked the kettle on im going to have a cup of tea and Google Stanley + Mack + Knife and do a bit of research... to be continued.... (might not be continued)
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 10:04:51 +0000
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