I know its Monday but Im going to try and make everyone start the week out with at least one smile. Yep, a joke: A Mexican maid ask the wife of the house for a raise in her pay. The wife was a little mad that she was asking for more money so she asked, Why do you want a raise? The Mexican lady said, For tree reasons, number one, I can iron better than you, number two, I can cook better than you. Abruptly, the wife stopped her and asked, Who said that? The maid said, Jor husband, he say so. He did, did he? said the wife. Jess, said the maid. And what other other reason do you want a raise? asked the wife. Im much better in bed than you. said the maid. Angrily, the wife said, Did my husband say that too? No, the gardener did, said the maid. How much more money do you want?, asked the wife.....lol
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 09:49:17 +0000
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