I sustained my first fitness related injury today. It was while I was getting changed after work to go exercise. I got trapped in my sports bra in the work toilet. There was a horrifying 4 minutes where my sports bra got wedged under each arm pit, shot my arms straight up above my head and caused my boobs to become 3 feet further south from their original position. I couldnt go for help without bending at a right angle to get my hands to reach and twist the door knob. And then what? Im semi naked on work security cameras again and nobody wants that. The struggling made it worse until my elbow somehow turned backwards and was poking my own ear. As I thrusted and pulled and yanked at the Spandex Death Hammock, I found myself tickling the ceiling with all ten fingertips. Id broken a sweat and this had practically sealed my fate. At this point, I resigned myself to the fact that gravity would have to take over - I just had to get one boob back in it, lean over and jump up and down quite frantically. After a lot of swearing, banging on the toilet wall and a sinister cramp in my back, I got that bastard into position. Situations such as this, and only this, is why Im fat.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 09:31:34 +0000
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