I swear to GOD that there was a rat THIS SIZE in my kitchen in the - TopicsExpress



          

I swear to GOD that there was a rat THIS SIZE in my kitchen in the East village in the 80s . I was standing there, the rat came right out to the middle of the floor and directly regarded me. I , in profound astonishment, looked at the Cat , a decent mouser, perched not 5 feet away on a stool. The Cat looked at the Rat. The Rat looked at the Cat. The Cat looked back at me (with a YOU do it, cuz I dang sure aint sort of dismissive look. I looked again to the Rat. The Rat looked back at me. I looked back at the Cat. The Cat looked away. The Rat dismissively looked at the Cat . This cycle of nerve , denial, and astonishment went on ad nauseum infinatum . After what seemed like an hour , the Rat sauntered back under whatever appliance he/(she) emerged from, and we all called it Even
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 22:40:24 +0000

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