I wonder if Charlie Sheen has a relationship contract that he has women sign and one of the clauses reads: This is to inform the party that enters this relationship of her own volition, that you are not the first, but most certainly not the last woman Ill disappoint. The underlying clause is predicated but certainly not limited to (a) Being verbally abusive to you (b) Pointing a loaded gun in your face (c) Locking you in the trunk of my Cadillac (d) Snorting cocaine off you (e) Any other type of behaviour consistent with bring a confirmed sadist. And if this is the case and this bevy of supermodels seem to be queuing up for their turn, then I believe it is time I eat humble pie and concede that nice guys end up last!
Posted on: Sun, 11 May 2014 15:01:40 +0000
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