Im a total bellend and have never sweat so hard in my life. Not - TopicsExpress



          

Im a total bellend and have never sweat so hard in my life. Not from exertion, from sheer embarrassment. My car breaks down right on a pedestrian crossing on a busy road. I have a long queue of traffic building up behind and can spot some agro expressions in my rear view mirror. My phone decides now is the time to be faulty and turns off at 70% battery. Next thing I know, these two awesome men ask if I need help. They push my car to a junction to get out of the way. I now have to explain to them that I dont have a phone to get help, I have no money, and the reason I broke down was infact down to running out of fuel. So these guys go to a petrol station, buy a jerrycan, fill it with fuel, come back and sort my car out. What legends.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 19:27:24 +0000

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