|| Im lau ghing so h ard im cryin g 100 Ways to Annoy Blitzwing: 1) Grab the Master Disasters remote from TFAs Velocity episode. Have fun making Blitzwing do whatever you want. Thats right, Blitz, WHATEVER the fangirls want. 2) Drive Icy and Hothead crazy by prompting more skits, tea partys, games, and human-phrases and songs with Random. 3) Tell Random how funny it would be to put mutated space barnacles on Icy and Hothead. It may be best to have him loaded on high-grade first. 4) Challenge Hothead to an arm wrestling match and then bring Bulkhead in. When he states that this was a trick, state that you never said YOU would wrestle him. Watch the fight from a distance. 5) Make more factoids and logical explainations than Icy. Then questions his reasons for needing to exist. 6) Offer up Blitzwing to Blackairachnia for experimentation. While hes being injected with organic portions, ask what sort of mutant hybrid and what sort of babies that would produce for the triple-changer. 7) Try copying his accent. Only make it choppy, unrealistic, and stupid. And comment how he sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. 8) Make a commentary over his fight scenes of how much failure hes showing in front of the great Megatron. 9) Ask for an Autobot-cile when Hothead is on display. When he torches one instead, complain on and on about how much you hate your metal charred. Take it a step further by remarking it was Hotheads fault that got him trapped by a moron such as Sentinel Prime and Lockdown. 10) Make only Blitzwings Decepticon energy signal open for display and watch the Autobots flock to get him. 11) Show Blitzwing how people are pairing his personalities together and watch how he/they react to it. [Kindly submitted by ~jokergirl129.] 12) Filling his thrusters with unpopped popcorn. Hed take off in a burst of popcorn every time he took off! XD [Kindly submitted by ~DaChief07.] 13) Ask him why he has so many faces. [Kindly submitted by ~Warrioret.] 14) Ask Ice why he can only be a plane, Hot a tank and why Random can do whatever he wants in both. See if he comes up with something. [Kindly submitted by ~Fireline-TF.] 15) Somehow persuade Random that hes better then the others and he should tell them that. [Kindly submitted by ~Fireline-TF.] 16) Constantly ask Icy questions that a five year old would, like, What are you doing?, Why are you doing that?, Whats that? and any other random questions a kid may ask, repeatedly until he shifts to Hothead. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.] 17) Bring Bumblebee to him and get Bumblebee to talk to annoy the hell out of him. Watch his multiple personalities switch like mad as he flounders around trying to move in between the many transformations. [Kindly submitted by ~Aris9.] 18) Tell him he ought to talk to Ratchet about his obvious multiple personality disorder. [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.] 19) Tell him theyve named a new disorder after him: tripolar disorder. [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.] 20) Ask if he wants to make an appointment with a pyschiatrist. [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.] 21) Tell Hothead that Random and Icy made fun of him and watch as he beats himself up. 1000 points if Icy and Random fight back. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 22) Tell Icy that Shockwave wants his personality back. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 23) Get Random to dress up in a thong and bra then have him switch to Hothead. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 24) Ask Icy if the reason his eyes are different sizes is that he tripped and got a concussion. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 25) Dump a bunch of glue and pink paint and glitter on him when hes entering the room. Ok if hes Icy, 1000000 bonus points if its Random, run if its Hothead. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 26) Tell him that hes an exception to the rule 3 heads are better than 1. [Kindly submitted by ~calbopalbo.] 27) Get Random to sing the Double rainbow or MLP:FIM theme song and annoy the hell out of Icy and Hothead.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 00:31:46 +0000
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