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In an ever fleeting attempt to save time and be productive I decided to take a shower with the babies (babies in bath seats and really just an effort to get the big pieces of lunch off their faces) Delilah decides this is the perfect time for her to attempt standing unassisted, and why is she standing? Because she is pooping! Drake is trying to grab it as it moves to my feet- I scare both of them by letting out a lil squeel and scooping them both up and once I am thoroughly convinced we cleaned all the poop off and out we make way to lather up in coconut oil, but SURPRISE! Delilah was not done! As I try to clean up after her, Drake is unrolling the entire roll of toilet paper all over the floor, so as I just try to remove him from that situation Delilah has crawled through the poop!! Another bath for her! Lesson: motherhood can be shitty and you just gotta laugh to keep sane!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 19:38:09 +0000

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