In real life: - I am TWICE as funny as I am on Facebook. - I - TopicsExpress



          

In real life: - I am TWICE as funny as I am on Facebook. - I am TEN TIMES nicer & more compassionate than I am on here. - I look JUST LIKE my online photos. - Meaning: 1/2 the time I look cute & the other 1/2 the time I look like a guy with 2 chins who can smell cat pee but isnt sure where its coming from. - I think EVERY SINGLE ONE of my Facebook posts are hi-LAAAAR-ious! - I am EQUALLY as judgmental but I smile & convince everyone that my judgments are correct. - I am ALWAYS smiling. Always. - NINETY percent of my Facebook friends would bug me if I had to walk behind them, listen to their long story, or coordinate our schedules in order to hang out or attend an activity. - Im a quiet OBSERVATIONIST instead of a cocky antagonist. - I PREFER mundane, routine, average family & relationship time to being constantly entertained & social. - I am TEN TIMES as funny as I am on Facebook. - I like to do things JUST to see if people are paying attention.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 04:36:41 +0000

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