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Internet dating again... And lo, this fair maiden didst open the site known as Fish Are Aplenty in search of her beloved Romeo and beheld many false suitors who sayeth Come maiden, lettest though mount this my nobel steed Subaru and maketh out on the back seat of leather. I shall use my finest sheath to protect your virtue And this maiden sayeth WTF? thou art a stain in my wimple, for I am no woman of loose morality to have my chastity belt unlocked, even if your fine steed possessed nobel alloys from the land of Halfords.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 00:10:26 +0000

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