Is being like two years that I dont get on my Facebook.. I was in a freeze mode (-: .. A lot of shit had happen in this last years .. A quick look at what I had missed lol lets see, well -- Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now theres another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in and a teacher in California is out for letting her students get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihanna got hit and still didnt run. Oprah gave Lindsay two million dollars, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks and everybody hates everything, with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.!! Yup did I missed anything !!? Saludos para todos Los amigos que no eh visto ..no estoy muerto !! Ando de parranda !!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 15:56:13 +0000
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