Is suffering an overwhelming sense of self loathing...no no, not because its Sunday evening or even the fact that I was once addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Today I finally gave in, purchased and consumed a whole bottle of Organic Cola. I know, I know this eastern suburbs thing has gone too far. Dont worry, not only have i retreated twice today to the bathroom and self administered an uppercut, but have also booked myself into the Shoes Without Socks a 12 week program designed to raise self awareness to combat the rising problem of Hipsterism and general urban douche baggery. Now.....wheres my goji berry Fro Yo. Im going to watch the last episode of True Detective.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 09:07:07 +0000
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