JOKE: Akpors was walking in a bush one day when suddenly, out of no where, a huge and fierce looking lion appeared in front of him. Confused and extremely afraid, Akpors quickly knelt down and started praying, he wasn’t sure whether it would be his last prayer so he asked for forgiveness for his sins and then requested a miracle from God saying: ‘Oh God, I know I have done a lot of bad things, but please help me, even if I cannot change please change this lion into a repentant believer so that he will have mercy on me’. To Akpors’ joy and surprise, the lion gently went down on it’s knees and joined his hands together in prayer. I can’t believe it, yelled Akpors, it is a miracle, oh a mira……(he was suddenly cut short by fear when he heard the lion say “Oh God, for this food I am about to eat, I thank you”. Till now Akpors cannot explain how he became Usain Bolt that day and escaped. One word for Akpors this time?
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 10:21:20 +0000
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