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JOKE OF THE DAY: Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says Oh no! Thats not how I want to spend all eternity....... They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says Oh no! Not for me! They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, Hmmm, looks okay to me. Ill take it. The Devil then says, Good. Hey Monica, youve been replaced.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 13:57:23 +0000

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