JOKE OF THE DAY; Imagine it was a Ugandan plane(instead of the Malysian plane) that disappeared, the events subsequent would be as follows; 1. The media shall report news. The army shall say that it has not yet been confirmed. 2. The NRM M.P’s will call an emergency caucus meeting. The president shall give each NRM MP Ugx5 million to look for the lost airplane in their constituencies. 3. The police will arrest the siblings of the pilots & ask them to come in for questioning. 4. The president shall establish a commission of inquiry to investigate the lost plane. The commission will then submit a supplementary budget to parliament to enable it buy cars to go up country to do its job 5. 3 weeks later, the inquiry will conclude its investigation. It shall not release the report but shall simply state, there was no wrong doing. 6. 5 weeks later with the plane not in sight and people blaming the government for doing nothing about the lost plane, Ofwono Opondo will create a conspiracy alleging that maybe there was no plane. 7. Frank Tumwebaze will believe him and propose a bill in parliament called “lost plane bill” which shall regard anyone who talks about the plane as “unpatriotic” & and economic saboteur. It will be criminal. 8. NRM MPs will then call a caucus meeting & demand for more Ugx5 million to go to their constituencies consult their people about the bill. 9. The bill will then be passed. Lukwago will talk about how unfair & unconstitutional the lost airline act is & therefore will be arrested. The attorney general shall write an advisory endorsing the act as constitutional. Lawyers will challenge the act in court. 10. The lost plane will be history. Problem solved!
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:22:40 +0000
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