Jan host and the orange-gate saga Jan went with her family for a carvery they were all hungry and thirsty you see they ordered a jug of cordial, it was orange its usual for them, so it was nothing strange She filled her daughters glass up to the top but it dropped out her hands, it was too late to stop the orange did spill all over Jan, she was wet and her clothes were soaked, she was very upset Then the waiter came over to clean it up with a mop and then guess what he did to her glass of pop he knocked it over, and you have guessed right it went all over Jan again, oh what a bad night He was about eighteen and started patting Jan down I can clean myself off Jan said, with a frown she was embarrassed and her hubby wasnt there he had gone to get food, and was oblivious with no care He asked if they wanted more, Jan said yes please so he went off to get it, that orange drink is a tease cos on the way back, he slipped and broke the jug on the floor and poor Jan host couldnt take any more They never got offered another drink so Jan went off to the food queue, with a wet bum I think her clothes were soaked, down the front and the back and she didnt dare look round, clean clothes she did lack So she got back to her table, and then sat down and she spilt gravy down her top, she needs a gown she was really messed up, all over her clothes that night but the kids probably squealed with delight So shes gonna go back to the carvery one day I will have a jug of blackcurrant juice she will say to see if she will spill it all over once more but if she does, she will run out of the door
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 08:12:54 +0000
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