Jay Cutler is everyone in Chicagos significant and our relationship is crumbling. Hes the hottest coolest funniest one you have and youve been with him for 6 years. But lately he has quit his job bought a whole bunch of fad diet and P90X shit, but he doesnt use it. Its sitting around the house. He promises that hes looking for a job and the stuff he bought, using your money, is gonna be put to use right after this Gilmore Girls episode hes on, its his 10th episode today. Your friends are all telling you to get out but you never had very good luck with dating and hes like perf. In theory. Youre afraid to start over. Occasionally hell take you out on the best date ever make you feel like a princess and make love to you like you never thought possible. Then next week he shits in the toilet and forgets to flush. Come on Jay! When is it time to tell him ya know jay...youre great. Ill always love you but its time to move on. These 6 years were great. But I want something more. I want a Superbowl. And you arent in this for the long run. I know so many people who could love you right, but not me. Is it time to break up with our hunk Cutler? Idk...we have awful QB self esteem. But we deserve a Luck or a Rothlisberger or even a Brady. Hell we at least deserve a Flacco.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 23:16:17 +0000
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