#Joke : Armed robbers broke into Akpors’ house one night and asked everyone to lie flat. After robbing they decided to shoot everyone in the leg one by one. Akpors’ gateman was first. “What’s your name?” the robber asked. “John Frank”, replied the gateman,*pow* the thief fired his gun and shot John’s left foot. Fear gripped all of them. Akpors’ wife was next in line. “What’s your name woman?” asked the robbers. Shaking, she replied, “My name… is…. is…. Eli… Elizabeth.” Akpors immediately closed his eyes cause he couldn’t bare seeing her shot. “You’re lucky you bear my mother’s name. I won’t shoot you.” says one of the robber. She was so relieved. Next was Akpors. “What’s your name?” Akpors got up and popped his collar, tucked in and replied, “my name is Akpors.” The robber cocked the gun and was about to fire. “Wait… wait… wait!!! I’ve not finished!” shouted Akpors “My name is Akpors but my friends call me Elizabeth Aka Lizzy Baby!” What do you think of Akpors this time around?.............. Like my Page prince Nuru
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 06:28:56 +0000
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