Joke Of The Day: An old farmer had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area. As the farmer grew older, his Oasis was used less and less. It eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearance. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond. He hadnt been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things. As he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing. As he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, Were not coming out until you leave! The old man replied, I didnt come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked... Im here to feed the alligator.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 07:18:44 +0000
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