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#JokeTime After a hours of wandering around being lost, A missionary finally found the Pastors house. MISSIONARY: Pastor, please let me borrow your horse. I need to be home before the sun goes down. I promise to bring back your horse tomorrow. PASTOR: Go ahead but there is something you must know. MISSIONARY: Please tell me Pastor. PASTOR: This is a Christian horse, Its obedient to spoken words. AMEN = to make it stop. THANK GOD = to make it go MISSIONARY: I will try to remember that So the missionary went off on his way saying..... MISSIONARY: thank God ( the horse ambled along slowly ) MISSIONARY: thank God, Thank God ( and the horse went faster ) MISSIONARY: Thank God, Thank God, Thank God ( and the horse went even more faster ) MISSIONARY: Thank God Thank God, Thank God, Thank God ( and the horse was really going fast and is now heading towards the ravine ) MISSIONARY: Stop ! ( but the horse kept on running heading towards the ravine ) MISSIONARY: Stop Stop Stop ( and the horse kept running ) Finally the Missionary remembered at the last minute MISSIONARY: AMEN ( the horse finally stop with 7 inches off the ravine ) The missionary so shaken and now finally relieve the horse stop in nick of time exclaimed..... wew! THANK GOD :) :) :)

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