Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!!! A man is on trial for armed robbery. The - TopicsExpress



          

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!!! A man is on trial for armed robbery. The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clears his throat, and announces, Not guilty. The defendant leaps to his feet. Awesome! He shouts. Does that mean I get to keep the money? A patient at my daughters medical clinic filled out a form. After Name and Address, the next question was Nearest Relative. She wrote, Walking distance. Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, so she lets him have it. What are you complaining about? he fires back. You still havent used the present - gave you last year.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 08:01:45 +0000

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