Just to make you all shake your head I found this awesome joke... A rabbit walks into a Yorkshire pub, walks up to the barman and says Can I have a pint of beer and a cheese and ham toasty please, the barman pours him his pint and cooks him up a cheese and ham toasty, the Rabbit then drinks his pint, eats his toasty and leaves. The next day the same rabbit comes back into the pub and again asks Can I have a pint of beer and a cheese and ham toasty please, the barman again pours the beer and cooks the toasty, the Rabbit drinks the beer, eats the toasty and leaves. This happens for about a week till one day the rabbit asks for his regular cheese and ham toasty only to be told by the barman that he was out of ham, instead he offers the rabbit a cheese and onion toasty. Reluctantly the rabbit accepts, he drinks his pint, eats his toasty and leaves. Then for the next 4 years the rabbit is no where to be seen, the barman is about to shut his bar for good due to lack of business when suddenly the ghost of the rabbit walks into the bar, the barman complains Where were you? You were one of my biggest customers! the rabbit tells him that he died, the barman asks Well how did you die? and the rabbit leans over the bar and says: Mixin-me-toasties.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 10:23:02 +0000
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