Juste pour rire… Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the driver is VERY handsome. Cab driver wont stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you. She answers: My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. She responds: Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic. The cab driver is very excited and says: Yes, Im single and Catholic! OK the nun says. Pull into the next alley. The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. My dear child, says the nun, why are you crying? Forgive me but Ive sinned. I lied and I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish. The nun says, Thats OK. My name is Kevin and Im going to a Halloween party.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 04:00:41 +0000
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