King Bubba says: Excuse me, I seem to have lost the royal baby. Its quite distressing...What does he look like? Well lets see, hes a pretty average looking baby I suppose. He has a little tuft of blond hair, solid gold pacifier, wears diamond encrusted royal purple diapers... oh.. and his head is something like 5 times larger than his body, so he wont be getting very far. If you find him, do be a good peasant and bring him back to the castle, I wont even charge you the usual castle admission fee! I feel like this is JUST the sort of thing that the Queen will make a big deal out of. Thanks for your time, enjoy your taxes!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 17:33:00 +0000