LAUGH IT OFF: Reasons Why You Must Own the new iPhone 6 which costs about N458,000: - You can use it to send mails to your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola disease and ping your village deity. - If you hold it, you wont go hungry again. - If you loss it inside taxi, it will automatically find its way back into your pocket. - If ugly person sends you request, the phone go help you block it. - It can tell you which member of your family is trying to disturb your progress. - You can connect the phones bluetooth to transformer and get light. - It can detect bomb. - It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellent. - It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. - It vibrates if someone is lying to you (for real oh). - It can tell the real father of a child. - It can detect if your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating and report to you. -It cures STDs -It can make u loose weight or add weight in 1week,depending on the setting you choose -Its equipped with UV X-Ray lenses dat can make you see through peoples clothes and walls just like Clark Kent in SmallVille. -Its the worlds first flying skate-board,,,just climb on it and youre good 2 go. -It can bleach u 10 times faster dan whiteenecious lotion..just soak it in ur bathing water n youre gud 2 go. -Siri can tell you if a girl is in2 you. - It can upgrade Ur CGPA if you are a student. - It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in contraceptive mode. - You can use it as air conditioning - You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers - It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS Now dat you know, I hope you will buy yours
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 18:53:46 +0000