Laff it off...... Did u see what i saw on sallah day..... I met this girl on FB and we ve been chatting for 6months now. On sallah day, i logged in and i saw her online,and we started chatting immediately. ME: Hello dear SHE: Hiiiii, barka da sallah. ME: Same to u dear SHE: So where is my sallah gift? ME: Habba! Big girl like u asking for sallah gift?. SHE: Abeg oo. Me am not a big girl oo. U wnt to deny me sallah gift abi? (I quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the pin into her box....) ME: Dear manage this pls. SHE: Noo, pls am only joking. I will not take that. ME: pls pls nau. SHE: And i refuse. I cant take anything from u. (i quickly loaded the card and transfered it into her line acct.) SHE: You think you are smart eh? .... A minute later, i heard my message alert tone..tang-tang..N1000 has been transfered to you from.... ME: Whats the meaning of this? SHE: I told you, you shouldnt. (This girl wan show me big girl abi? She double the credit I send am) I used my last N2000 to buy card, load am,making N3000 and sent it to her..... Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-tang..N6000 is transfered to u from.... chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dont have any money again! I called my friend and borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his landlord, i told him i will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him back... i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent her the N12,000 total balance.....and i kept my phone close to my ear expecting alert. Ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her... Hello dear, jst call to thank you for the sallah gift..well chat latter.... Chaiiiii!!!! (am sweating seriously) Now, landlord is on my friends neck and he has been on my neck too! #friends, wot do I do nw o???? jst an evening joke o.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 16:40:29 +0000
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