Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 note. She called the guy back , licks the $20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note. Im worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyones attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!! For more Jokes head on over to >>>>>> Funny Ha Ha
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 04:10:00 +0000
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