Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as you can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish, or to write with a broken pencil is pointless. A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This years winning submission is posted at the very end. .. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. .. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .. The batteries were given out free of charge. .. A will is a dead giveaway. .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. .. A boiled egg is hard to beat. .. When youve seen one shopping center, youve seen a mall. .. Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. .. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now. .. A bicycle cant stand alone; it is two tired. .. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. .. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. .. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. .. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought shed dye. .. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Thats the point of it. .. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 21:33:14 +0000
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