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MAKE YOU LAUGH Phrases from, and for, the Golfers among us... An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it A Condom - safe but didnt feel real good A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldnt be A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner A Kate Moss - a bit thin Taking a Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole A Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasnt A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems Putting like a gynaecologists assistant - shaving the hole

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