MR MORO (without an N) AND MR. PARADNG(2 OF A KIND) This is Mr. Abba Moro( without an N) the Interior Minister and Mr. David Pardang the NIS CG or DG or whatever title he goes by. You will agree with me that their names sound peculiar -Moro (without an N almost becomes MORON) and Paradang(brings to mind the street word for mob anger- para or even paraga! Tell, who does not know what paraga does to brains?) But no, the chameleonic nature of their names is not the only peculiarity they share in common. Both organized a tragic scam this last Saturday where scores lost their lives. For that charade, both were reportedly summoned by the president today. While I am yet to read any news report on Mr. Paradang the chief executioner of that scam, running his mouth and absolving himself of that crime, his accomplice Mr. Moro(without an N) is reportedly going around town blaming the dead, the dying and those complaining for last Saturdays tragedy. Reports has it that he has even gone international as he was on BBC mouthing inanities to the point that the interviewer got so irritated that his irritation reflected in his voice and they way he handled subsequent questions directed at Mr. Moro (without an N). Mr. Jonathan is not a totally deaf president. His removal of the policeman-turned-political thug from Rivers state, Mr. Joseph Mbu confirms this. So is the removal of the BMW woman of the Aviation ministry. It might sound uberambitious and a tard bit puerile attributing these removals to the noise Nigerians are making both online and in beer parlours. But both might not he totally unconnected. This being so, it wont be a total waste of time (as some might say) to continue howling and screaming -wherever you are. Another occasion presents itself to rid another aspect of national sore of some gangrened substance. The substances in question here are Mr. Paradang and Mr. Moro (without and N). Lets howl some more now that the president just summoned them. The evidence of their scam is before our eyes; the dead, the hospitalized and the many pictures of university/college graduates scaling stadia fences all over the nation. The summon is unnecessary. But bureaucracy has its ways and we all know government is addicted to that irritating liqueur. So while government sips of that intoxicating fluid lets howl and scream into its ears the need to remove these men from their posts. Fast. Yes, after deep pressure from the BBC man, Mr. Moro(without an N) after adamant stalling and denial finally admitted that the whole charade was not properly organised. But somewhere today too, I heard the man said he wont resign (if thats what Nigerians want). He said he will stay to help find solutions to the charade he supervised and sought to tell the whole world was as organised as N. Korean soldiers matching in Pyongyang. Well, ours a country that can hardly afford such idiocies at this time. This man and whoever is responsible for that scam should be shown the door fast! I know of university graduates who were expelled for exam malpractice and sundry crimes -no body says they should be allowed to hang around to correct their cheating ways. That is why societies have jails! Mr. Moro(without an N) should be booted out fast. Mr. Para(dang) too. They cant be allowed to send the wrong signals to others waiting to repeat this idiocy. These people must be told that even Abacha will find it tough gauging Nigerians this time, if that evil should finagle any reincarnation into this life. The president listens -even to Facebook children of anger. So scream. Post. Write. Occupy your walls and the phone lines published on some walls/pages. Find positive channels for your rants. Who knows, the president too needs votes. Forget all those loud claims of rigging. Votes are also need to validate the whole charade called elections here. Who votes? Our illiterate aunts and grannies in the villages? Our illietrate compatriots under Ikeja bridge in Lag? Whoever does not own a Twitter or a Facebook account cannot possibly understand the need to vote. Then it follows that the few who vote are the few ranting and howling on Facebook/Twitter. Vote seekers know this. Mr. Moro(without an N) and Mr. Para(dang) should go! NOW! Scream louder, I bet the president listens. He listens, else how come about the apt phrase children of anger? Scream, lets chase these crazy baldheads outta town. One by one.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:59:33 +0000
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