Memoires of Pripsteins (the Ronnie B Files)....One summer Ronnie Braverman decided tvs were no longer acceptable for staff rooms and decided to make an example with ours and confiscated it when we were at activities....i took it personally and was forced to commit my first break in and theft....i decided eye for an eye was the only fair retaliation and one afternoon i broke into his house and stole his living room tv and left a dirty ransom note.....i got my tv back.....so did he! Another summer i lived in Ronnies basement....wed have breakfast together a few times a week. id watch him put ice cubes in his cereal and wait for him to realize i finished the orange juice,....(anyone who knows The Beave knows he needs his oj in the am).....after hed leave the house abruptly to get his oj fix, id venture into his closet to see which one of his shirts i would wear for the day....then id find him in camp and see if he noticed....took him a while but he eventually caught on to my antics....id also wear his socks!.... i Thoroughly enjoyed starting a tradition called Moosing the Beave which was carried on in my absence by his Son Dan D-Brave Braverman. Pretty much found a mounted dear head and would randomly hide it in Ronnies house to freak him out....That dear head has been everywhere including the fridge, the shower and Ronnies bed! dont know why he never just threw the thing out , guess he secretly liked it!!! There was also the late night phone calls from the office to Ronnies house with Jeremy Renee Rubinstein-Cammy.....lets just say i never knew Rons french was so good! Lastly , at the Alumni reunion a few years back i got to roast Ronnie as part of the Mac Break! First time in my life i wasnt scared to lose my 67.36$ staff bonus at the end of the summer so i let loose and unleashed an intense verbal busting of balls As i was finishing up Ronnie jumps on stage and attacks me and while most people thought it was real and he was really pissed, we had planned this from the start and fooled a lot of people! Ronnie....thanks for the memories.....just need to find a big enough walk in fridge and u and i can have some of wine like old times when i used to hide bottles at staff appreciation!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 01:26:33 +0000
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