Mobile blues, geek edition U have beam phoned here today 2 pawn the passing of our dear phone. I have prepaid my javascript wiz i now swish to omit 2 u. Os u cell know miss blackberry sadly bypassed away on the 10th in the last few minites im + 4 n.b.s this will be unapple news. An Ampple report will be telegraphed not b4 long in the paper the telegraph, i have no incertitude it will be aered on the radio 2 xperia tells me. In real time i pass on 4 blackberry members 2 take the stand who have been signalling 4 me 2 hang up. So without 3ver adobe i hand over 2 you as i am clearly ohm interfering. Yes amplitude 4 nothing mr loudspeaker, there was no session that u were interfering. Ok i am saatchi we app 2 sidetone in but we we will ring u next time should we call 4 a switchboard.(Loudspeaker sits down) well i cant relinquinsh my nb 2 u ani 4-way. (Speaker) u are a luckymobile 2 be let off the hook really, housed os u do in those derisory Trunks if u are not cellularfull i will nokia. (poor Loudspeakers coils away after some whistling not b4 lighting & raising a Candlestick though in memory of an old bat instrument at which • he was transmitted out) Thats it packed your data and go, now let us channel our cells to the matter in hand. 1st off T--mobile was a doro phone Talked Talked phonely by n.b.s of phones. She was a airey popular enrollee and had lots of fans who subscribed 2 her impedance matching dating service. In her phone days she was nicknamed by her helpmate as his doro cutie pet blackberry. No one could ever aver she Talked cellularly about herself & was irrevocably not a fone. Rumour is circulated that he then dumped her 4 a younger samsung model housed down the street, she was panasonic, she went in 2 a frenzy when she unboxed y he android their union, that is intel they sinergized back 2gether minites later when they app wind down, iphone 4 the better. B4 they broke up she mms me with a pic that au courant me that she fund out of their connectionaffair by traces on her dear mr blackberry. It was not un-like that film we 1ce went 2 see Cell Phone in pearl court. Any 4-way when mr blackberry told her 2 pack her data and sprint, he was Indeed a luckymobile as he was not relayed over the Edge of a cliff well in his case he was just apple she did not make an extension 4 her hand phone. Leading on fcom the break up she dropbox me that he behaved unmobily, like a • blank crackberry, that he kept her at ebay & there was currency no more traffic exchanged betwixt them like they used 2 this carried on 4 quite some minites, even i cnet the change. When mr blackberry ultimately derived 2 his sensors he rewired himself 2 modify his 4-ways, his messaging around time was long over, he lost internet in roaming about & high speed chasing n.b.s & was deeply chagrined. It is 4t he was so chagrined that he app even accumulated switching off his switch 4 good at that • in º his beam was scareselly bright enough 2 replace a torch. In the mean time poor miss blackberry was at the º glowing us her fbk album we were spotifying photos of our creationhood, when all of a jolt she received a bbm from mr blackberry it was crystal clear that he was off & on, i will always memorise her oled face at the º as she was not inspecting him 2 make contact switch was launched on her tablet with a buz, though she went a bright red she still made the smart choice & answered; she may have skirted a bit pink but mr blackberry xus have been a scarlet red Ibm, i inspect this siemens i overheard his bluetooth rattling. He said how he was soundly discredited of his conduct & threely admitted he fazed shockingly & cordlessly. He said 2 her that warning he HTC her asap she was not up-2-dateness but 20 minites later they hooked up in Huewei, the bold EQ & miss curve blackberry were lighted out 2 c a band, at first they kept there bandwith but were speaking soon when assembled tg3 and yes it is said that by opposite attraction they were cly united 1ce again when the symbion comet.Though he had cly pushed her buttons 2 the limit there was still ting infrared between them it was more glowing 2wards the end of there switchook lives some people describe it as a couple so bound they were LinkedIn by barbed wire, a force not 2 be reckoned with. (Another speaker) yes much amplitude 2 u now Battery the point In her three and vodaphone n-gage energetic business days she has said 2 have transmitted some council to her son voda ericson, if u are 2 follow# in our telephone communication business u xus pay as u go along and sell ee everithing everiwhere. As a good business u xus recycle 0 2 recycle is a 4ward thinking step & does the planet 3 a great deal. Creation is not all business it is 4 sharing 2 & is not sim ply free. As a long life bat3 of hers i know she has been a valued community edition and has volitionally reached out her ARM 2 help her neighbour her handset ready on any juncture and tbf transformer the then village into the community it is now. A phone always listened 2 & she cly blog a lot of dc battery 2 mr & miss blackberrys mobilehome. Her strengths did not reside @ home exclusively tho she exchanged gifts & goods locally & over a larger network. As well as having a good ear-phone she was at any time up 4 calling-4c-party not errer resistant to a good bosch. She as we know was pearl-essently ringed but thats not 2 aver she did not at&t some + and not so positive ions. My dear blackberry was an extravert & took n.b.s of photos and displayed them universally. We went on lots of • to points, we 8 out a lot but havent not been famed 2 consume a episodic microwave currys. I am most unapple to c her go but im sure as shooting that distant voice will receiver not as any ordinary appliance and i look 4ward 2 give u a bell when i am orbitting with u my ♥. Now let us offer the psion of pis. (Back 2 the priest) Miss blackberry lived a note3worthy life, she lived digitally & was a creditworthy smart-phone. On with her numerous additional Instagram awards i recall fcom an early age she was given a Gold Star 4 her Tablet manner etiquette and later in creation was sim-ilarly awarded 4 developing her telephone conmunication business with a company car as her gold prize this time, sim might aver a motorola solution. She was a messenger 4 pis as such she Accenture d 4 an end to Wirefree. has anion got a hitachi please b4 i resume. Later dear phone we will never 4g u u were much + than just a phone u were a pda and pocket pc. Now we are going 2 hear from mr blackberry vaccum tube, it is a recorded spoken message. ( the body of mr blackberry is weeled in) We shall require sim direct current in this process, please note he will not be component enough 2 crosstalk, permit me 2 virtually set up the microphone & wind up the rotary dial. Be cautious not 2 trip over the crosswires sams & berrys. Oh no my erratum he operated a pulse dialling system, be a bit digitalent 4 it may take 2 minites to receive a signal bit shield do mor than alert u when the telephone software has booted in. Please store in data this is a 3GPP 3rd Generation partnership project & cod go haywire as it is in its infant stages & has yet to be tested. (A loud banging turbo noise & mr blackberry case issues 4rth 2 creation he leads off by tripletexting on about this samsung bombshell n.b. intel he kleenex his pixelated display intel crisp & intel glare three & focuses on the room. He does not app edgy in the lightest in view that the moarning accumulators are shocked, the atm turns virtually electric on there end, the accumulators have divided up in a sprectrum across the board encompassing mr blackberry and are aered panopticly across the room. This whole 3gpp was grooving 2 be sim-ting of a fiasco they dispatched here 2 mourn after call no 1 appled for this. On the other hand 4 3GPP at least it would be carted in as a Booming success, they were heard 2 inapropriately tweet in that they will make a packet & how accurist they were. (Priest) right well let us recapitulate mr blackberry answer phone message pliz sir, so when u have loaded up & refreshed up a bit do begin . (Mr Blackberry pushes some buttons) That night i crossed the street while tlk to my x-samsung 2 break up with her, probably one of the most dangerous tings i have ever done but not as i inspected ♥ is in fact the most dangerous thing 4 a crackberry mobile like me. (The sams & berrys in the room got a bit turned on & hitachi by this smooth handsome talker) as i was saying i computed that i am going 2 spend the rest of my talk time with my doro blackberry & be very con¤ tg3 & it all flashed b4 my retina display that we will deliver n.b.s. of off spring, 1g,2g,3g,4c,5s,5c and our cell-line will go 4rth in2 generations 2 follow#. This screensaver that flashed b4 me precursored my cells to orbit irratically the frequency was bouncing all over the phone shop. I was having a device breakdown. Computer seconds later i rebooted and was thrilled by what the future bite bring. So i went back in 2 tlk tlk tings over with my wifi over supper. Miss blackberry & i consumed & fuelled merrily on our starters, i now recall distinctly, yes, she was hoping 4 duck a la orange so i radio in to the cuisine 2 see what was for the main it was ethernet steak and fries or Verizon. By good £ she preconserted for Verizon with no charge. Later we went out for a nightcap @ the ritz, i xus say it was an upgrade with the fine customer service & leather seating. We got conversing and os we liked it ere so much we derided 2 turn intel members we had to £ monthly for this exclusive right it was quite a tarrif but it was worth every subunit i had & i did it all 4 my doro blackberry she is never 2 be traded in, if i could live my creation again with u, u know that there is a phone4u out there all be it with a screw loose fran-ticly in ♥ with u. In resolution i want u to cite that we app the most tarrif time tg3 it was sim-silly accer.(Priest) well quite now may we tune in 2 the wireless 2 listen 2 the itune after switch the funeral proceedings will be set in motion right app this small piece of information. As you may recall she creative a HTML b4 departing this world she swish 2 put 3ver research in motion RIM 4 blackberry.The devise will is 2 be coveraged la2r in time. It is said that it will be oranged on the 20th for those who have been in touch, it is 2 be conducted by mr loudspeaker who has kept charge of the accounts (Itune begins) as we close the windows phone we open the windows 2 a brighter future.
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