Moishe was sitting at the bar, staring at his drink, when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says, “Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it? Moishe burst into tears. Come on, man, the biker says, I didnt think youd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying. What’s your problem? This is the worst day of my life, Moishe says. Im a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I dont have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with a man and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink; drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, hows....... your day !!!????
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 00:35:19 +0000
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