Mommy is a Marine Le Pen, la page officielleeacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to > tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids > came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. > > There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. > But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was > left. Janie, do you have a story to share? > > Yes maam. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine > pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over > enemy > territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival > knife. > > She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldnt break, and > then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 > of > them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with > the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with > her > bare hands. > > Good Heavens” said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you > was the moral to this horrible story? > > Dont F-ck with Mommy when shes been drinking. > > I love these touching stories. arine
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