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Money for Obituary Doreens husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matts obituary to read. Doreen asked the undertaker, How much does an obituary cost? The undertaker replied, One dollar per word. Doreen then said, I want the obituary to read - MATT IS DEAD. The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matts and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, Ill make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. Ill pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket. Doreens face lit up and she replied, Great. I want it to read - MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 20:33:07 +0000

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