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My friend having her wedding on Saturday and I havent bought a wedding gift yet. If she ask me Im going to get all Eddie Murphy on her. Eddie Murphy voice: You aint get yo gift? You messin with me right? You forreal aint get it? I called FedEx I said leave it next to the stoop by the big rock cause they wont be home. And I said dont lose my shit cause if you lose my shit Im gonna lose my shit and Im gonna kick ya ass. Now I gotta kick some ass. Ive been on a kick ass hiatus. Now I gotta be violent. Cause I dont play that! Two things I dont play with and thats my money and my people and they done messed with both. Whhhhhyyyyy?!! This dont make no sense. This why you cant trust people. Whoever I see with a package! It can be FedEx, UPS, USPS, DHL, Im kickin all they asses.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 03:19:22 +0000

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