Non-stop cat issues this past week, and just an all-around bad month, so this little funny is just par for the course. Running around like a crazy woman before work as usual, had to run to the store around 7:00 am, and thought that I saw a cat sitting under the Neuter Scooter (lots of goofs on my block let their cats run loose, so a common sight) when I pulled out. I didnt see it when I returned a few minutes later, and basically thought no more of it until I started the car again around 8:30 to go to work. I had my hands full of stuff, so I just tossed my phone onto the passengers seat and started the car. As soon as I did this, I thought that I heard meowing, so I am calling, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, come here. After doing this a few times, I still hear the noise, but decide it is a human voice, so I start looking around the area using my windows and mirrors, I dont see anyone talking to me, but hear it again, so I decide that, duh, it is the radio on low. Nope, it is the 911 operator yelling, 911 what is your emergency, mam, are you okay? I picked up this shit-ass Go Phone (it has an emergency button on the front of it, and it must of pushed when I tossed it on the seat), and had to explain that I was fine, and thought she was a cat crying, and I was just trying to go to work, and I sure do apologize for her trouble, and appreciated her time. She laughed, as did I.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:00:21 +0000
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