Notes to self, which you may feel free to mock: 1) Dont wear - TopicsExpress



          

Notes to self, which you may feel free to mock: 1) Dont wear red striped boxers with off white, linen pants, as they are somewhat see-through 2) Buy another cookie sheet, rather than squeezing 3 cookie sheets worth of dough on 2 cookie sheets (thankfully, the cheddar biscuits werent doughy). 3) Dont trust Mediacom and ESPN to follow their channel guide schedule, as they may change their mind last minute, in order to make $$$ from a peon provider 4) Dont look at back/top of my head with 2nd mirror (I may have to start wearing a beanie with a propeller or join the Muslims in wearing towels on my head (employers wont confront someone when they are a religion other than Christianity)). 5) Dont resubscribe to a dating website upon receiving a message and/or smile (theres a good chance said dating website is sending messages from fake accounts just to profit from suckers). I hope yall enjoyed reading these personal tidbits, as much as I enjoyed venting them. Additionally, I find mocking/friendly ribbing to be a good way to learn lessons and discourage negative behaviors, so MOCK AWAY :D
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 02:05:07 +0000

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