O Federal Government, which art in Washington, great is thy power! Thy openest thy hands and all can eat from what thou has taken. Thou closest thy hands, and the very mountains and oceans, prairies and woodlands are taken away! We are nothing without you, less than helpless babies without your magnanimous care. Give us, then, the food we need, the clothes we wear, mortgages for our houses, the health insurance thou makest us buy. We repent of the ways we have failed to earn your daily blessings, and beg you to protect us from the evil Republicans, who kill puppies and pollute the environment just for spite. In the words of Dostoyevsky, we lay our freedoms at your feet, saying, "Make us your slaves, but feed us!" For thine are the mountains, and the valleys, and the waterways. The end.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 02:25:45 +0000