Ok gonna do a lil rant here, so ive been trying to navigate my way from Decatur to my house via marta, upon getting off at the train station, i asked a veryfriendly and so willing to help my find the proper bus, she instructed me to which bus to get on. I didnot know that their would be a special sale going on for head phones. Friendly marta salesman on bus was asking if i wanted to purchase a set. I politely declinded. After being on bus for a period of time, it was brought to my attention that i was on wrong bus. Yep the marta employee gave me the wrong bus,(thanks, ill send you an easter egg). So im stuck on this wonderful bus that smelled like a mixture of strip club and ammonia, not a delightful mixture. The bus is pretty full at this point, im the only white male on the bus, and one rather large ghetto white girl wearing all pink, pink hair, and her ringtone was its a barbie world. Darlin if you wanna be barbie lay off the friedchicken and cheeseburgers. More on her later. And yes young thugs, i know ihave a beard, no its not time to shave, if i was gonna shave prolly would have already. Thanks for your concern though. Bus driver, please dont text while driving, you hit the curb, and the large ghetto white girl grabbed my arm thinking i can stop her. Ghetto white girl please dont grab my arm thinking i can stop you. The Budweiser Clydesdale might slow you down but i aint gonna try, im just gonna move over and let you take the blow. But on a good note, say the nicest gesture, saw a lil ole lady give her cookie cake to a complete stranger. Stranger didnt even ask. That is all, still trying to get home
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 20:44:39 +0000
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