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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who Tiger is. Top of the mornin toyer, sir says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick, hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. What be those? asks the attendant. Theyre called tees, replies Tiger. Well, what on this Gods earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman. Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving, says Tiger. Fookin Jaysus, says the Irishman, Mercedes think of everything!
Posted on: Sun, 22 Jun 2014 09:01:45 +0000

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