One more for yall and then I call it quits for the day at poking fun at myself. When I was about 6 1/2 months pregnant with #5. I went to go retrieve something from my car. I had on one of those floor length moo moos that pregnant or large women love so much, and also the important part. I was barefoot. As I trek back up the sidewalk, I notice my 2 year old #4 standing at the door. I wave to the sweetie. However being blonde I cant wave and walk at the same time!!!!!! My toe got hung in the hemline, oh no!!!!!! Fat pregnant lady going down. So I put my hands out to break my fall and protect the little one. It was the most wonderful freestyle breakdancing move ever........until the gravity of my girth brought it crashing down on my face!!! Yes there I lay unconscious on the sidewalk. When I came to I could see cars passing by but I was so dizzy and disoriented I couldnt stand. Finally I am gaining my bearings. I notice water. Omg! I broke my water. Must call ambulance. Soon I discovered it wasnt my water. Just that I had knock the pee out of me. Yeah I said it. My jaw swells and turns black and blue. Look like I had been beaten. 3 days later is my anniversary. Mr Piercey wants to go out to eat and the movies. I dont want anyone to see like this because I know people are quick to judge. And Mr. Piercey being a good provider I dont need him in jail. Well here I am standing in the movies with my head down. All of a sudden I hear omg Willette is that you? I havent seen you in ages! When I turn and look my friends jaw drops. So here I am pleading my case that I had an accident. I look back now and think I was trying to hard. Now mind you hubby is in the concession line waiting on me. When all of a sudden a not so funny Mr. Piercey says very loudly. Get over here now!! Before I hit you again! Another dear Lord take me now moment. As everyone is staring at me with wide eyes. I put my head down and start to cry as I head his way. Thanks for embarrassing me. Im sure as I very timidly walked toward him with tears in my eyes and head down they all believed my accident story. Thanks Honey happy anniversary to you too.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 13:25:41 +0000
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