One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, Honey, would you give me a blow job? Horrified, she replies, Are you mad? My parents will see us! Oh come on! Whos gonna see us at this hour? He asks grinning at her. No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught? Oh come on! Theres nobody around, theyre all sleeping! No way. Its just too risky! Oh please, please, I love you so much?!? No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just cant! Oh yes you can. Please? No, no. I just cant Im begging you... Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girls sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for Gods sake tell him to take his f**king hand off the intercom! :)
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 00:36:00 +0000
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