Probably the best stag-do-unavailability-apology in the world ever. The Award goes to Rory Geisow! You should be poet laureate my friend! Good evening playa, unfortunately due to undisclosed reasons (so I dont ruin any surprises) I cant attend your stag do, however Im proposing a solution (that I was debating calling your Slag Do mostly for comic effect, but then wasnt sure if youd find that anyway near as hilarious as I do) to encounter the obvious problem. That solution involves a large quantity of meat, more than likely a man chilli and the CEO of desserts, ManCakes (patent pending, a next level manouever on from pancakes). Beverages. PlayStation 2 because its just the right amount of retro. Bowling/crazy golf, as sports = fitness and fitness is important. Beverages. 34 topless girls on quad bikes in a paintball range covered in custard (or foam if you have a dairy intolerance). And Ill guaranty to be there for at least 48% of it. Terms and conditions subject to change. For subject to change terms and conditions click Here! Thats not a link, couldnt work out how to put one in, so imagine me in a suit made of 100 dollar bills, matching hat, riding a jet ski, on the top of Mt Everest singing Business Time by Flight of the Conchords. Ive phoned your boss Jeff hes fine with you taking a day off whenever you want for this expedition, so give me a buzz and we can put this in the calendar. Business
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 22:40:52 +0000
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