Public transport etiquette lesson number 1: 1. To all men sat in seats, close your damn legs! Nobody whats to share their seats with you nor do they want your leg on their lap! 2. Morning breath is illegal! Use mouth wash or stop breathing! Your breath is breaching public health and safety! 3. Dont open your damn broadsheet up on a packed train. Nobody wants your paper in their mouths or resting on their head! Get an iPad fool! 4. Hygiene is extremely important and can be highly offensive! If you have poor hygiene I.e. BO then dont use public transport! Drive to work or get a taxi! Or quite simply use deodorant! 5. Stop breathing so loudly and sucking up everyones air! Its annoying and I will jab you in the face! 6. Its winter! Keep the bloody windows closed! This isnt your train or house! Selfish git! Wear less layers! 7. Woo saaa and merry Christmas!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 08:36:29 +0000