Read this Soni Akoji Sambisa forest does not exist, its a sham, according to the Gospel by Nnamdi Sambo: At a point when you are about to ask whether President Jonathan has a Vice President aka Spare Tyre, or Handbag to share the commendations that have been pouring in on the Otuokean alone, on account of the extraordinary and groundbreaking transformation that the Lugardian enclave has witness in the last couple of weeks, Daram Dam Dam pops up with a signature entry after the cookies was enabled on his browser. Sambo extended the debate by adding a new twist and second derivative to the differential equation surrounding the myth that Sambisa forest has become. In the Gospel according to Nnamdi Sambo: SAMBISA Forest Is A Mere Ruse. He explained vaingloriously why he propounded his universal theorem after he painstakingly concluded his post doctoral thesis on the modus vivendi of ragtag Boko Harams modus operandi with a potpourri of jumbled hypothesis. Lets hear him out! Look at Shekau in his videos, does he look like someone living rough? All those trucks, wouldnt their tyre marks be a dead give away if they were parked in the forest? Do they also have a petrol station in the forest? The armored vehicle he used as a backup in his last video is so heavy that the tracks it will leave in the jungle will be next to impossible to hide. These guys (Boko Haram) have support and they live amongst the people who dont want to rat them out. - Vice President, Nnamdi Sambo Oshisco! There you have it! Ya know what? At times it is better to keep quiet and let people second guess whether you are a fool or not, than to speak and reveal your well guarded secret! Obviously Sambo must have been reading James Hardley lately, since he is less busy in the cockpit of the decrepit transformation train. His attempt at playing Sherlock Holmes is indeed commendable BUT laughable! So in Sambos world Sambisa forest does not exist? Is that a joke or something? We may as well also say that Boko Haram is fiction and non existent! Makes me wonder, why do we always select our worst species of Homo Lootophicus spp as Vice President since the turn of the moribund third republic, up from Turaki et al? Dont you know that the Vice President is a stone throw away from the Presidency? If you pick a MUMU and make him your Vee Pee, do not complain when you wake up one morning and discover that levels don change o. The Vice President should not be a mere spare tyre or a Repeater Station of a major transmission network, as K.O Mbadiwe of blessed memory famously puts it when he rejected an offer for him to run as Vice Presidential candidate during the defunct second(?) republic. Sambo should stop playing the Ostrich. If Sambo wants to be taken seriously, he should provide concrete proof to dismiss Sambisa forest as a ruse, instead of his Pepper soup and Odeku theory that fell short of intuitive reasoning! Dazzol!
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 08:09:51 +0000
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