Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! Government of india pays tax to Rajnikanth for living in India!!!!!!! Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajnikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world...... Thus.......The google was born!!!! Think what would have happened if Rajnikanth would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independance.... Best Rajnikanth joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!! An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore. Rajnikanth stopped it at Mandya .... Why do earthquake occurs????? Because at that time Rajnikanths mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!! Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!! The pyramids in Egypt are actually............. ..........Rajnikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!! Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! Rajnikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? ...................... To play Carrom!!!!!! Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting....
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 10:17:06 +0000
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