Rumor has it that Charlie Brown, Eeyore, and Droopy Dog were not allowed into Happy Hour as being bad for business. Besides, Charles came just for the peanuts. The guy down the street discovered petroleum in his backyard. He took and oily retirement. Today’s special at the restaurant was the past-its-prime rib. On a more somber note, I don’t consider meat that is well done to be done well. One of the hardest crimes to report is a murder of crows. It wouldn’t surprise me if the incident started at the crow bar. If there are four and twenty blackbirds on scene, then it would be enough for a pie – and that would be a dainty dish. Are the people who believe the story about Noah’s flood deluge-ional? They put a high dive in at the baby pool. Sign next to it said “Baby on board.” If the baby does jump off, I hope his name is Bob. The way I look in the morning, I’m afraid that someday I will be arrested for mirror abuse. I’m not saying my golf game is bad, but if I spend any more time there, I will need suntan lotion and a beach towel. I’d be marrying a sheik’s daughter (Moral: If you make your Bedouin…). If you’re a born worrier, then you are in the right place at the right time. Kids today are convinced that the reason why many horror movies take place in a summer camp is because kids aren’t allowed to take their electronics there. The Inventor asks, “How can I build it?” The Scientist asks, “How does it work?” The Engineer asks, “How can we make it better?” The Builder asks, “How can we make it more affordable?” The Comparative Lit Major asks, “Room for cream and sugar?” My laptop is useless! (There is not enough laptop for it to set on.) In Colorado, please don’t confuse “Pot Belly” with “Beer Belly.” As the Scarecrow aged, he had less covering on top of his head and was thinking of doing a comb over to improve his looks. The Tinman politely suggested that he was just grasping at straw. As slow as my letter took to reach its destination, I think the Post office took it to be stationary. I did try to date the female postal clerk because I heard that she’d delivered.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Jul 2013 22:32:08 +0000
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